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Monday, March 8, 2010

Top 5 Reasons to Own a Dog...



5. Dog's are the best listeners. Even if they have no clue what you are saying, I swear they can read your tone. They will sit with you when you watch tv, wag their tails when you talk to them and will follow you everywhere. It is like having a little brother who does everything you want to do...

4. They teach responsibility. I mean how can you not, a living animal that lets you know when to wake up, when to take him out, when to feed him. He also teaches you how to clean up pee, poop and throw up on the carpet. You will learn to wash him, and clean up after him. He or she makes you clean. Yes, not only do they shed everywhere, but they also slobber and stink up the house. But hey, if they didn't, would you really sweep the floor???

3. Whether you left for 1 minute, a week, or have been out drinking all night and come home the next day, your dog is ALWAYS happy to see you....

2. They make you get exercise. I mean, you have to take them out, and if you don't get them tired they destroy things. Dog's also love going to new places, like the beach and parks. They love to play baseball and chase after the ball. They love to swim, and you know, enjoy things besides Madden 2010...

1. Puppy Pimpin. Dog's let you meet other dog owners and what better conversation starter is what is her/or his name? How old? O really? Wow she is beautiful or man is he handsome....and if it is a puppy...go with the black lab puppy....trust me.

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